Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.

There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.