Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.

Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.