Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.

Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.

I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.

Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.