Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.
People are friendlier in New York than London.
Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it.
It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.
There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.
Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.