It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.

As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say there is no history of racial tension here, because that sentence has never been true anywhere on Earth.

If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.

I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it.

You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator.