Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
John OliverWhen you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.
John OliverI do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.
John OliverThe Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.
John Oliver