I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis.

If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.

I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.

When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.