I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.

There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.