Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.
If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.
It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.
I care about facts the way I care about oxygen and imbibing enough water a day to live.
Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.
There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.