Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

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Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.

It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.