Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.

We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.