When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.
John OliverAccording to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following [the minor] and choose to ignore that, keep following the minor, get into a confrontation with them, and if at any point during that process you get scared you can shoot the minor to death, and the state of Florida will say, 'Well, look: you did what you could.'
John OliverThe British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.
John Oliver