Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.

I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.

The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator.

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say there is no history of racial tension here, because that sentence has never been true anywhere on Earth.