I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.

Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.

It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be.