I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.
I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.
I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy.
If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.
Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.