Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.
John OliverAccording to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following [the minor] and choose to ignore that, keep following the minor, get into a confrontation with them, and if at any point during that process you get scared you can shoot the minor to death, and the state of Florida will say, 'Well, look: you did what you could.'
John OliverCongratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
John OliverI knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.
John Oliver