I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

The poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, you’ve probably already done something very, very wrong.

Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson.

Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.