I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.