Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.
I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.
Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.
The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.
Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.
People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.