The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.