If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.

There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.