I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.
Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.
Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.
Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built.