If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.

I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson.

Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'

Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.

When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.