I care about facts the way I care about oxygen and imbibing enough water a day to live.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.

There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.

I don't think I'm identified as the anchorman, I think I'm identified as the impostor anchorman - there's a very clear line there ... I don't think it changes the way they respond.

I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.

There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.