Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.
John OliverWelcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.
John OliverWhen you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.
John OliverI think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.
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