I don't think I'm identified as the anchorman, I think I'm identified as the impostor anchorman - there's a very clear line there ... I don't think it changes the way they respond.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

I don't think I'm identified as the anchorman, I think I'm identified as the impostor anchorman - there's a very clear line there ... I don't think it changes the way they respond.