If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.
Americans just don't understand dry wit.
When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.
I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!
People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.
The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.