My family are from Liverpool, so I have some twang there - I have a Midlands accent, and I was raised about an hour north of London, so my voice is a mess. Although, to American ears, it sounds like the crisp language of a queen's butler.

I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.

Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.

In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face.

I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.

I would hate to meet myself at 15.