I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.
John OliverWhatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
John OliverWow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
John Oliver