If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.

Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'

I feel non-stop Brit shame!