Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.
A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.
By any rational metric, I am boring.
People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.
I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.
I do one accent - my own. I can make it louder or quieter. That is the sum total of my vocal range. I thought I could do an American accent until I tried it in front of an American - the expression of horror is still burnt onto my retinas.