If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

The disconnect between America and its military is shocking.

I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.

Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.