Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

By any rational metric, I am boring.

Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.

Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.