Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.

People are friendlier in New York than London.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis.