Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.

Net neutrality: The only two words that promise more boredom in the English language are 'featuring Sting,'

I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.

Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.

I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.