Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

According to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following [the minor] and choose to ignore that, keep following the minor, get into a confrontation with them, and if at any point during that process you get scared you can shoot the minor to death, and the state of Florida will say, 'Well, look: you did what you could.'

People are friendlier in New York than London.

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

I care about facts the way I care about oxygen and imbibing enough water a day to live.