Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

The disconnect between America and its military is shocking.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

I would hate to meet myself at 15.

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.