I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!
British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.
When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.
Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.
The disconnect between America and its military is shocking.
Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.