One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face.

I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.

Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.