One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.

If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.