I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.