I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.

Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.

Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built.

Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.