Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy.

I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.

I would hate to meet myself at 15.

The poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, you’ve probably already done something very, very wrong.

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.