Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.

The only thing I'm nervous about is talking to guests like human beings, because all of my interviews so far have been attacking people. I have a genuine concern about sitting across from an actor whose movies I obviously haven't seen.

It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

I think being an outsider in general always helps you in comedy. I think it helps to have an outsider's eye. And so I have an outsider's voice. You know, as soon as I start talking, I don't belong here. And I think that helps in a way.