Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'

Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.

If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.