British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.

I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.

Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.