British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.

I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.

I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.

People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.