British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

The disconnect between America and its military is shocking.

The poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, you’ve probably already done something very, very wrong.

I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.

I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.

We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.