Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.

I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.

My family are from Liverpool, so I have some twang there - I have a Midlands accent, and I was raised about an hour north of London, so my voice is a mess. Although, to American ears, it sounds like the crisp language of a queen's butler.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.