Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

The only thing I'm nervous about is talking to guests like human beings, because all of my interviews so far have been attacking people. I have a genuine concern about sitting across from an actor whose movies I obviously haven't seen.