The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

Veterans' issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually.

By any rational metric, I am boring.

I was definitely prepared for it to be slower, and it has not worked out that way in any shape or form. I'm grateful as a comedian, and slightly demoralized, occasionally, as a human being - those two things are always very different.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

People are friendlier in New York than London.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.