The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.

I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.