People are friendlier in New York than London.
If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.
I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.
You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.
If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.
Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.