I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.

Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper.

As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say there is no history of racial tension here, because that sentence has never been true anywhere on Earth.

People are friendlier in New York than London.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'