I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.

People are friendlier in New York than London.

I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.

It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.

Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.