I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.

I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things you could conceive, and there's just no shortcut - you just have to do it.

By any rational metric, I am boring.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.