You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.

When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.