I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.

In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face.

I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it.