I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.

I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.