Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.

I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.