I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.
John OliverWhen I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.
John OliverThe moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.
John OliverI get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.
John Oliver