I feel non-stop Brit shame!

I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.

We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.

My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of someone from Birmingham, and then I was raised in Bedford, which is just north of London. So my accent, if it's possible, makes even less sense to a Brit than to an American.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.