We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.

Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'

There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.

I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.