When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

Americans just don't understand dry wit.

There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.

I would hate to meet myself at 15.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.