When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.