When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.

Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.