I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.