I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!

Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'

People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.

News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.