Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it.

I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.

Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.

I was definitely prepared for it to be slower, and it has not worked out that way in any shape or form. I'm grateful as a comedian, and slightly demoralized, occasionally, as a human being - those two things are always very different.