Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.

Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.

I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!