It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.
One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.
We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.
I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.
When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.