Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

The only thing I'm nervous about is talking to guests like human beings, because all of my interviews so far have been attacking people. I have a genuine concern about sitting across from an actor whose movies I obviously haven't seen.

Do you know how hard it is to kill 30 million people? It's a logistical nightmare.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

Veterans' issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.