Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.
John OliverIf youโve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this cityโs traffic.
John OliverI think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.
John OliverHere in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.
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