Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.

I think deep down, this planet yearns for the days of the British Empire again. They long once more to be treated that badly, that politely. We did far worse things than you can possibly dream of, but we did it with that certainly gentlemanly swagger... Dreadfully sorry, but we seem to have crushed your entire continent's infrastructure. Allow me to make it up to you by offering you a job 4,000 miles away. No, no, I insist.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.

Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.