Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson.

I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.