Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.

It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.

A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.