A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he comes into the medical room.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

I care about facts the way I care about oxygen and imbibing enough water a day to live.