A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.

You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.

Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.