You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.