Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.

I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.

Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.

I would hate to meet myself at 15.

Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.