I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of someone from Birmingham, and then I was raised in Bedford, which is just north of London. So my accent, if it's possible, makes even less sense to a Brit than to an American.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.