Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f-‍-‍-ing wants them there.

Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it.

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.

I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.