News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.

People are friendlier in New York than London.

Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'

There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!