News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

Net neutrality: The only two words that promise more boredom in the English language are 'featuring Sting,'

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.

I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.