When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face.

According to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following [the minor] and choose to ignore that, keep following the minor, get into a confrontation with them, and if at any point during that process you get scared you can shoot the minor to death, and the state of Florida will say, 'Well, look: you did what you could.'

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.