Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
John OliverTeenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built.
John OliverThe British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.
John Oliver