I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.
John OliverThe poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, youโve probably already done something very, very wrong.
John OliverYou can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.
John OliverIn improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face.
John Oliver