When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.
I would hate to meet myself at 15.
I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.
I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.
British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.
Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'