Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built.

When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis.

Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.