The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.

I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy.

People are friendlier in New York than London.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.

Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.