Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis.

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.