Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

Net neutrality: The only two words that promise more boredom in the English language are 'featuring Sting,'

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.