Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.