Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.

If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.

I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.

Veterans' issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually.

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.

It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.

There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.