The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.
John OliverWhen you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.
John OliverWhatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
John OliverWhen you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.
John Oliver